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  • Connie Kendall: You've got all these secrets. I feel like I'm dating the Pentagon, and I don't even know how to ask you about any of it! I mean, my biggest secret is that I'm afraid of staplers!
    Robert Mitchell: Connie--
    Connie Kendall: You're not gonna tell anybody, are you?
    Robert Mitchell: I promise, but if you'll... you're afraid of staplers?
    —“Plan B, Part 2: Collision Course”
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  • Jason Whittaker: I could say I'm a kumquat, but that doesn't make me one.
    Jack Allen: But it's obvious you're not a kumquat.
    —“Malachi's Message, Part 2”
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  • Bernard Walton: Put your calculator away, Eugene, or consider being stranded on the side of the interstate in your estimations!
    Eugene Meltsner: Oh, then it's Hollywood, here we come.
    —“The Fifth House on the Left, Part 1”
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  • Meet Emerson Dorre, voice of Sophie

    Emerson Dorre talks about playing Sophie, from her first appearance in “Now Hiring” to stand-up comedy at Whit’s End in “You’re in Good Hands.” Emerson shares how she balances school and acting, the challenges of recording emotional scenes, and what it’s like bringing Sophie’s bold,

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  • BONUS - Album 12 Afterparty

    Boy, Album 12 was action-packed! Listen along as we reminisce about the highlights, share additional thoughts, and examine the original album artwork. Alternative title for this bonus episode: "Keebler Elvis."

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  • Connie Kendall: I'm Connie. From the Kendall tribe.
    —“The Curse”
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  • Robyn Jacobs: They wore black sweaters. You know, sorta like crooks on TV? And they talked funny! Like they had containers!
    Dale Jacobs: Containers?
    Robyn Jacobs: Yeah, containers! You know, to straighten your teeth?
    Ann Jacobs: I think you mean retainers.
    Robyn Jacobs: Yeah, that too!
    —“But, You Promised”
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  • Hank Murray: I thought we'd all hold hands and sing. What do you think? I'm gonna tie you up!
    —“Hold Up!”
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  • Jimmy Barclay: You're our tour guide?
    Don Iowa: That's right. Don Iowa, guest liaison.
    Doris Rathbone: Ooh, I just love Hawaiian names - how do you spell that?
    Don Iowa: D-O-N.
    Doris Rathbone: No, your last name.
    —“Aloha, Oy!, Part 1”
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  • Licorice, dolphins, and old jelly beans: Jess Harnell answers your Totally Random Questions!

    Would Jess Harnell eat an old jelly bean off the floor of his car? What’s his favorite extension cord color? And has he ever touched a dolphin? The voice of Wooton tackles totally random questions from fans about strange sounds, long hair, world travel, childhood dreams, and whether he actually li

    From Official Odyssey Podcast •
  • A12E12 And They Were Room Mates (Room Mates)

    In this podventure, we discuss the episode “Room Mates” in which Bernard, pressured by the loosest of family ties, takes it upon himself to house a temporarily evicted Eugene for a week. Lifestyles differ. Personalities clash. Strong opinions lead to a literal hospitalization. You know. Room mat

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  • John Whittaker: You'll get more protection out of a deodorant spray than from that silly good luck charm!
    —“Gotcha!”
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